So ‘Joe’ what do you do for a living? You’re an actor? How do you think you’re going to support a family on an actor’s salary? If you’re going to romance my little girl, you’re going to have to get yourself a real career. What’s that outfit you’re wearing? Pull up your pants please. No – at least three more inches thank you, I do not need to see your under garments. And I’m warning you there better be no funny business tonight. I’ll be watching you. You think I’m small and harmless? You just prove me wrong Mister. Prove. Me. Wrong.

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